me: i should start working out
me: *stands up*
me: okay thats good



The shortest and hardest tongue twister is this : TOY BOAT



The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest and the first to forget is the HAPPIEST! :)





Everyone has gone through something that has changed them.


what they say: i just have to unplug the internet for a few seconds
what i hear: we're turning off life support